Bruce: That was a travesty! How could Larisa wrestle with her in the ring? Bledel was a distraction the entire match! She didn't even check her boots! Those boots were loaded! It had Iron Shiek written all over them, and you know it!

Tony: Instead, Torresani defeats Oleynik and Bruce has lost all his money on the books!

Bruce: That's five grand I had on her!

Tony: At least there's still Renee.

Bruce: Yeah, but five grand!

[Camera cuts backstage where Renee O'Connor and Melissa Joan Hart are going over their game plans.]

Melissa Joan Hart: Yeah, but don't we need to wait on Vanessa?

Renee O'Connor: Listen, if she's not here right now, I don't think we can really depend on her to be much help. It's practically going to be just us two. (Renee looks up.) Well, look who just showed up.

[Vanessa storms into the room with a Canadian flag resting on her shoulder.]

Vanessa: Vous deux sont si heureux faire l'?quipe avec moi dans ce match. Si c'?tait en haut ? moi, je ne serais pas pris mort avec vous deux! Oui, je combattrai avec vous ce soir mais vous mieux regardez vos dos et ne me d?rangez pas!

[Renee and Melissa watch as Vanessa leaves the room.]

Melissa: What'd she say?

Renee: Don't look at me. I don't speak Klingon.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT BLOCK A
Kristen Bell (0-0, 0 pts) vs.
Lacey Chabert (0-1, 0 pts)

[End of match:]

Lacey Chabert throws Kristen Bell into the turnbuckle.
Lacey Chabert takes Kristen Bell down with a kick to the midsection.
Lacey Chabert takes Kristen Bell down with a series of punches.
Lacey Chabert hits Kristen Bell with a back elbow.
Lacey Chabert nails Kristen Bell with a clothesline.
Lacey Chabert takes Kristen Bell down with a Flatliner.
Lacey Chabert takes Kristen Bell down with a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Lacey Chabert whips Kristen Bell into the ropes.
Kristen Bell misses with a shoulderblock.
Lacey Chabert goes for a chokehold, but Kristen Bell blocks it.
Kristen Bell hits Lacey Chabert.
Lacey Chabert kicks Kristen Bell.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Lacey Chabert chops Kristen Bell.
Lacey Chabert chops Kristen Bell.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Lacey Chabert nails Kristen Bell with a kneelift.
Lacey Chabert hits Kristen Bell with a Flatliner.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Lacey Chabert hits Kristen Bell with a powerslam.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Lacey Chabert goes for an armbar submission, but Kristen Bell blocks it.
Kristen Bell hits Lacey Chabert with a chop.
Kristen Bell uses a dropkick on Lacey Chabert.
Kristen Bell throws Lacey Chabert into the turnbuckle.
Kristen Bell gives her a chop, but Lacey Chabert doesn't even care.
Lacey Chabert nails Kristen Bell with a power bomb.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Lacey Chabert puts Kristen Bell in an armbar submission.
Kristen Bell is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kristen Bell is inching her way towards the ropes.
Kristen Bell gets ahold of the ropes after 14 seconds.
Lacey Chabert executes the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER on Kristen Bell.
Lacey Chabert goes for the pin.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, three.

Lacey Chabert pinned Kristen Bell
with the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER in 0:06:28.

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW: LINDSEY SHAW

[Jules Asner is backstage with Lindsey Shaw]

Jules Asner: Lindsey, you suffered a loss during your first match (Lindsey looks at Jules angrily) as did your opponent Hayley Williams. How do you come back after that knowing that this match could possibly eliminate you from this tournament?

Lindsey Shaw: Jules, you really know how to piss me off, don't you? I did not lose. I am NOT a LOSER! Got it? I just suffered a setback. I beat myself. I didn't take Renee O'Connor serious enough, and it was my fault. No more! Tonight I go against Hayley Williams, and from the looks of things so far, she's a better singer than a wrestler, and that's not saying much. I am going to out out there tonight, and I am going to dominate this match, and I am going to dominate the rest of this tournament. I can't afford any more setbacks, and there will not BE any more setbacks. These girls are tough, granted, and it's not going to be easy. I am focused on Hayley Williams, and Hayley Williams alone. I am going to beat her in the middle of the ring 1-2-3, and she will be the one struggling from here on out!

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT BLOCK B
Lindsey Shaw (0-1, 0 pts) vs.
Hayley Williams (0-1, 0 pts)

Hayley Williams whips Lindsey Shaw into the ropes.
Lindsey Shaw executes a clothesline on Hayley Williams.
Lindsey Shaw goes for a dropkick, but Hayley Williams side-steps and
Lindsey Shaw only hits air.
Lindsey Shaw springs to her feet.
Lindsey Shaw takes Hayley Williams down with a spin kick.
Lindsey Shaw executes a jumping side kick on Hayley Williams.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Lindsey Shaw.
Lindsey Shaw runs into the ropes.
Hayley Williams goes for a kick to the face, but Lindsey Shaw blocks it.
Lindsey Shaw goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Hayley Williams
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Hayley Williams uses a dropkick to the knee on Lindsey Shaw.
Hayley Williams goes for a back elbow, but Lindsey Shaw ducks out of the way.
Lindsey Shaw executes a powerslam on Hayley Williams.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Lindsey Shaw whips Hayley Williams into the ropes.
Hayley Williams misses with an elbow.
Lindsey Shaw misses with a clothesline.
Hayley Williams misses with a clothesline.
Lindsey Shaw misses with a clothesline.
Hayley Williams misses with a shoulderblock.
Lindsey Shaw goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Hayley Williams
ducks out of the way.
Hayley Williams nails Lindsey Shaw with a flying cross body press.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, kickout.
Hayley Williams sets up Lindsey Shaw on the turnbuckle.
Hayley Williams executes a top-rope Frankensteiner on Lindsey Shaw.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hayley Williams runs into the ropes.
Hayley Williams goes for a leg lariat, but Lindsey Shaw ducks out of the way.
Lindsey Shaw hits Hayley Williams with a powerslam.
Meg Ryan counts: One, kickout.
Lindsey Shaw executes the FLYING FOREARM on Hayley Williams.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Lindsey Shaw all the way.

Lindsey Shaw pinned Hayley Williams
with the FLYING FOREARM in 0:13:38.

Tony: Big win for Lindsey Shaw. A loss tonight, like she said puts a big damper on her chances in advancing to the finals.

Bruce: Indeed, and such is the case for Hayley Williams who is now sporting o-fer in the points column after two attempts.

Tony: So here are the updated standings after tonight: In group A: Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere and Renee Olstead all have 2 points while Kirsten Storms and KristenBell have none.

Bruce: And Alessandra Torresani takes the lead in Block B with 4 points, Renee O'Connor and Lindsey Shaw each have 2, while Hayley Williams and Larisa...oh hell, I'm out five grand!

[Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor are in the locker room.]

Christine Taylor: C'mon, this six woman tag match is going to be huge!

Kaley Cuoco: I know but we really need to be focusing on teaming with each other. The PTB say the tag team tournament will be like just around the corner.

Christine: Just think of this as a tune-up, Kaley. We need to get all the experience we can get.

Kaley: I know. I know. But can we really trust K-Storm?

Christine: K-Storm?

Kaley: Yeah, Kirsten Storms. That's what she calling herself now. She's obviously a weak link on this team. I mean, she did lose a match to a twelve year old after all.

Christine: A twelve year old?

Kaley: Yeah, Hayden. You remember.

Christine: Oh yeah. Hey, wait! Hayden's not twelve!

Kaley: She's not?

Christine: No, she's got to be at least thirteen or fourteen. Don't you know she's on the cover of all those teen magazines?

Kaley: Oh, right!

[There's a knock on the door. Kaley opens it to find Kirsten Storms.]

Kaley: Oh, hey K-Storm.

Kirsten Storms: I told you not to call me that! (Christine glares at Kaley) Anyway, we're up next. You ready?

Christine: Ready as we'll ever be.

Kirsten: Cool. I gotta go see someone real quick and I'll be right there.

Christine: Ok, cool.

[Kaley and Christine give Kirsten the thumbs up. They watch until Kirsten gets out of sight.]

Kaley: Weak link, I tell ya.

SIX WOMAN TAG TEAM MATCH
Christine Taylor, Kaley Cuoco and Kirsten Storms vs.
Melissa Joan Hart, Renee O'Connor and Vanessa Lengies

[Vanessa Lengies is in the middle of the ring with a microphone and the Canadian flag. Renee O'Connor and Hayden Panettiere are in the corner leaning as if they don't care.]

Vanessa Lengies: Je tous veux vous le gras Am?ricains laids pour lever et respectent le drapeau Canadien et chantent avec moi!

Ring announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Vanessa Lengies wishes for everyone to please rise for the singing of the Canadian National Anthem.

[The crowd boos. Vanessa starts to sing the first couple of lines then stops when the booing gets louder.]

Vanessa: SE TAIRE!

[Vanessa tries again but stops when she notices Renee pretending to yawn.]

Vanessa: (to Renee) Je vous ai averti!

[Once again, Vanessa continues to sing but is immediately interrupted when Taylor, Cuoco and Storms enter the arena.]

[End of match:]

Vanessa Lengies goes for a spinebuster slam, but Christine Taylor
counters it with a small package.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, kickout.
Christine Taylor runs into the ropes.
Christine Taylor goes for a thrust kick to the head but Vanessa Lengies ducks
out of the way.
Melissa Joan Hart enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Vanessa Lengies and Melissa Joan Hart hit Christine Taylor with a double
elbowdrop.
Melissa Joan Hart leaves the ring.
Vanessa Lengies nails Christine Taylor with a double-axhandle to the back.
The crowd is cheering on Vanessa Lengies.
Vanessa Lengies nails Christine Taylor with a flying lariat.
Vanessa Lengies is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Vanessa Lengies tags out to Melissa Joan Hart.
Melissa Joan Hart whips Christine Taylor into the turnbuckle.
Melissa Joan Hart charges in with a flying forearm, but Christine Taylor lifts
her leg.
Christine Taylor tags out to Kaley Cuoco.
Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor hit Melissa Joan Hart with a double
vertical suplex.
Christine Taylor leaves the ring.
Kaley Cuoco executes a fireman's carry on Melissa Joan Hart.
Kaley Cuoco uses a clothesline on Melissa Joan Hart.
Melissa Joan Hart springs to her feet.
Melissa Joan Hart executes an elbowsmash on Kaley Cuoco.
Melissa Joan Hart tags out to Vanessa Lengies.
Melissa Joan Hart nails Kaley Cuoco with a knee to the face.
Vanessa Lengies goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Kaley Cuoco
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Melissa Joan Hart leaves the ring.
Kaley Cuoco whips Vanessa Lengies into the ropes.
Vanessa Lengies misses with a clothesline.
Kaley Cuoco goes for a dropkick, but Vanessa Lengies side-steps and Kaley Cuoco
only hits air.
Vanessa Lengies throws Kaley Cuoco out of the ring.
Vanessa Lengies goes out after her.
Vanessa Lengies grabs the Canadian flag.
Vanessa Lengies spears Kaley Cuoco with the flag.
Helen Hunt disqualifies Vanessa Lengies.
Vanessa Lengies starts choking Kaley Cuoco with the flag.
All four women pull Vanessa Lengies off of Kaley Cuoco.
Vanessa Lengies threatens them with the flag.
Vanessa Lengies flips everybody off.
Vanessa Lengies leaves waiving the flag.
All four women check on Kaley Cuoco.
Kaley Cuoco is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kirsten Storms, Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor defeated
Renee O'Connor, Vanessa Lengies and Melissa Joan Hart
when Cuoco defeated Lengies by disqualification in 0:02:06.

Tony: My God, that woman gives all Canadians a bad name!

Bruce: Like Zap Rowsdower?

Tony: Good night, everyone! Would you stop?

[The copyright message appears as the two teams continue to check on Kaley.]